
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin
do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan
does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos
(via laflaughs)
Foxes are weird. They’re like dogcats.
These are freaking adorable.
(Source: daranon, via liveforeverdienever)
It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”
Maybe it’s Maybelline
(via marilyn-monbr0)
must act cool must act cool must act cool *spills caprisun* shit
(via marilyn-monbr0)
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
(via justwaitawhale)
omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
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My Wife’s Fight With Breast Cancer
one of the saddest and most beautiful photo essays I’ve ever seen
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